something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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