I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Everyone says I win the strip club
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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