i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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