i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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