Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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