can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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