How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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