Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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