That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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