So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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