doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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