glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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