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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs

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  you don't even go to loyola anymore

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?

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• (315): View more from New York

  He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.

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• (445): View more from Pennsylvania

  she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"

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  I will.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"

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