Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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