Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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