Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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