soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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