i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
found the other keg... it's in the tree
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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