Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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