It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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