windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Houston, we have a blender
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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