you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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