I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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