Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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