Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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