how can u be prego again
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
