butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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