ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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