His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
