I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
