So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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