so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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