did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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