Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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