just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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