what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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