so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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