so explain again why im purple
no
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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