Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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