Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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