I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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