Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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