Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize