So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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