thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you would pick up someone in the library
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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