dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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