I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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