are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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