I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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