She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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