I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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