I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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