...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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