Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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