Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
