I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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